That's that hurt 

: too bad, damnn,something a person would say in a laughing matter when someone can't do or get anything; not actually get physically hurt.

Boy: "Babe, I'm horny and this weed making it worst, I wanna be with you right now,"

Girl: "Damnn, that's that hurt babe btfol,"

That's that hurt by QueenTroup September 2, 2016

hurt squad 

a group of particularly ugly people

*Really ugly people walk by*
"Dayum, check out that hurt squad!"

hurt squad by hookerboot November 11, 2013

Hurt Sex

Where u have sex with sandpaper and it fuckin hurts

I accidentally did Hurt Sex

Hurt Sex by Jeff The Beast March 22, 2017

Butt Hurt Sid 

I was Butt Hurt Sid when I wasn't invited to Knotts

I was very Butt Hurt Sid when my friends were mean

Butt Hurt Sid by Milads October 2, 2016

Hurt Skrrt 

car crash Skrrt drive

My sister was driving home late last night when she got in a hurt skrrt

Hurt Skrrt by jakeyoung September 26, 2019

Hurt shanni

Hurt shanni in anyway possible

I will hurt shanni

Hurt shanni by Loner2710 September 20, 2021

hurt and skurt 

when someone is hit by a car that then proceeds to simply drive away without taking responsibility in a lame attempt to escape punishment; synonymous with “hit and run” but much more cash-money, also bonus points for the rhyme

Abbie: My girl Lauren was recently a victim of a hurt and skurt.

Miranda: Damn that’s cold.

hurt and skurt by Bheadacp April 17, 2021