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hurrisplain 

(verb) to give unsolicited advice to a resident of a high-risk area for hurricanes, especially while said weather is impending or happening. This is most often perpetrated by individuals who have had no experience with said weather themselves.
“Don’t forget to keep three days’ worth of fresh water, and make sure to evacuate if necessary...”

Dude! I’ve lived in New Orleans for over twenty years! Stop trying to hurrisplain me!”
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Onomatopoeia imitating a sound a stupid person would make. Used in written communication to disrespectfully dismiss something as too stupid to warrant a full response.
My brother in law says he'll never vote for Obama because he attacked the World Trade Center. HURRR
HURRR by bNer January 19, 2008
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The noise a tard makes; used as a deroguatory term.
"Can I put your iPod buds in my nose?"

"Hurrrn!"
hurrrn by Hurrrn April 13, 2005
Hurrs, a shortening and coolness-increasing rendition of the word "here's" or "here is."
Before: "Here is some money for your Bar Mitzvah."

After: "Hurrs some money for your Bar Mitzvah, dude!"
Hurrs by Spooncer May 26, 2009

Hurristrange 

When one randomly hooks up with a person of the opposite sex during a hurricane.
Steven got really drunk last night and also got some hurristrange.
Hurristrange by 804Boy November 8, 2012

Hurrisplain 

Unsolicited advice that comes from living along the Gulf of Mexico and surviving multiple hurricanes in one lifetime.
“I asked if they were evacuating for the storm, but they said they’d ride this one out. They tried to hurrisplain the cone of error to me, but I trust Ben Terry most.”
Hurrisplain by Duncanchic September 4, 2021

Hurraseason

Hurraseason is defined as a fall, winter, spring, or summer season to hustle up alot of money.
I'm gone get alot of money after fall because it will be hurraseason.
Hurraseason by Rob run corleone September 12, 2022