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Hurricane Glester 

Lurking around the corner every weekend, a Hurricane Glester is a category 5 storm, which can lead to catastrophic events.

Simply it is when a man consumes too many alcoholic beverages and becomes a hurricane of emotion, destroying anything in his path. Also known to make bad decisions including drunk dialing ex-girlfriends and starting fights with even the most innocent of his friends.
"Man we got Hurricane Glester’d last night. He had 9 too many Date Rapes and ended up losing his wallet, including a drug dealer worthy bank roll. He called his ex-girlfriend 15 times, and urinated in his own apartment. It was later found that he had destroyed his cell phone AGAIN, and had conceived a Glooper, leaving a clear path of the hurricane's destruction behind him."

*By locking your doors you can’t stop a Hurricane Glester, but only hope to contain it.

Hurricane Glester by DaPacman March 2, 2009
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Hurricane Gustav

Big Baster that came because Kanye West is madd........GEORGE BUSH HATES BLACK PEOPLE
and thats a fact because black jesus said it.
Hurricane Gustav needs to be anally raped

Hurricane Gustav

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Man, dat Hurricane Gustav bes a real sonofabitch that scare da hell outta me! Imma get da hell outta here!

Hurricane Grill & Wings 

a restaurant chain based in Florida. It has 71 locations in 15 U.S. states. It serves more than 30 signature sauces and rubs. It is known for its jumbo fresh wings and laid-back tropical vibe. It was named by USA Today as one of “10 Great Places to Wing It
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Hurricane Grill & Wings 

a restaurant chain based in Florida. It has 71 locations in 15 U.S. states. It serves more than 30 signature sauces and rubs
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Hurricane High Gravity Lager  

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You drink this mess you'll wake up with a headache the next morning !

Brewed by Anheuser-Busch .
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pungent odour emitting from the anus, caused by root vegatables coated in breadcrumbs or batter
OH my god whats that smell is that a hurricane up your gay portal !!!