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A human that you like that is over weight. When the apocalypse happens u eat it and the person is fat so you get the extra meat to eat.
Hurkey by Man27 May 18, 2016
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When you use products only found in a turkey to make a girl squeal like a pig.
I just hurkied that girl so hard that she had piglets
Last night i heard my roomate hurkey his girlfriend
Hurkey by piggybank67 December 27, 2009
A female's genital (twat) that is too big and looks like the flap of skin that hangs from a turkey's beak called a wattle and snood. There are a few reasons why a woman's genitals are big
1. She is black or Mexican
2. She is really fat
3. She is a really really really big slut
Calling someone a hurkey can be as bad calling someone a cunt, or worst if used right= it can be racist, sexist and extremely mean...i love it!!!
My brother called his ex a hurkey and he pulled the skin from his neck down and while shaking it he made turkey noises...she cried!!!!==
Hurkey by Alynae' March 8, 2009

sam hurley 

a swaggy surfer dude who hangs in Cali has bootyful blue eyes and is the actual milly rocking king. Sam is also very clumsy and stoopid but that’s why ya love him 🤙
Person 1 ) Damn it’s sam Hurley

Person 2 ) Hurls gets the girls
sam hurley by 🤙 March 13, 2019

Hurley Middle School 

Where your dreams go to die, and you were forced to go by your parents because they say the schools system is "good", even though there are emos and kids that swear every two sentenses
I wish we werent forced to go to Hurley Middle School everyday, makes me wanna run away
A large backyard bonfire, typically surrounded by family, friends and libations.
SAVE THE DATE

This coming Friday, the 19th, Gary n Robin will be in town. They are staying at Steve's Thu and Fri night.

There will be a Kratz Hurker starting at dusk.
Hurker by Head Krate July 14, 2019