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hungry howie 

One who aimlessly performs cunnilingus on random strippers who have persuaded him into the "champagne room." This fool actually pays a stripper to pleasure her. Later, after several drinks, he becomes very angry and takes a taxi home by himself.
Chet: You know, there actually IS sex in the champagne room.
Biff: How do you know?
Chet: Because Hungry Howie over there just paid a stripper to eat her out.
Biff: Is that why he has herpes bumps on his lips?
hungry howie by kokodiablo January 5, 2005
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Hungry Howie 

A pizza restaurant, similar to Domino's, but cheaper and nastier.
Do you want Hungry Howie's, or would you like some real food?

Hungry Howies 

Hungry Howies by Pimp June 11, 2006

Hungry Howies 

A pizza place with only about 750 locations in the Continental US, it pays crappy minimum wage but is by far the easiest most fun job ever. Much better then working at taco bell.
Only at hungry howies do you work with people named Baby Jesus, Tiger, Willie, Mighty, Dying Giraffs and super heroes.
Hungry Howies by Vilkacis January 13, 2006