While in a drunken state, staring at the ground while running. Complete turnoff and dead give away to being drunk.
Tits: Why the hell's he running like that.
A-Dawg: He's completely wasted; that's his hunched run.
Tits: Tron.
A-Dawg: He's completely wasted; that's his hunched run.
Tits: Tron.
by G-Stanky October 19, 2011
When someone is SO annoying, you want to punch them in the stomach hard, so they double over into a hunched position.
“That guy over there is a total punch and hunch.”
by Deirdre (DeDe) Daniels September 5, 2006
It is the position that the driver of said automobile assumes because of the adjustment of the seat. In attempt to be cool or hip, the seat back is cranked back to the point where the driver feels he/she has attained cool status. The "hunch" aspect of the description becomes apparent when the vehicle starts to move, because the driver, who can't actually see out at this point has to "hunch" forward to see who might be looking at him/her, or maybe even to drive. This is often compounded by the fact that the driver is, for whatever reason, wearing his/her hood up (inside the car!), and can barely operate the vehicle. Should we call it the moron hunch?
The seventeen year old suburban male is often afflicted with hoopty hunch. If the windows are not tinted, he can be spotted with earrings, and wearing his hat backwards, driving his grandmother's 1991 Coupe De Ville. He longs for the day this baby becomes his and he can put 20" wheels on it. But, for now, the seat adjustment is the only grandmother approved modification.
by Magic Carpet March 8, 2009
by i81ushouldeat12 March 31, 2009
The act of masturbating in a hunched over position. Usually done very quickly while looking out the blinds to see if your wife comes home.
by d225 January 15, 2011
grain alcohol and/or vodka with fruit punch, hawaiian punch, other fruit juices, and/or fruit. can also add ginger ale, sprite, 7up etc for fizz.
hunch punch tear you up
by lilhood December 7, 2009
by biznitches II April 13, 2010