Humptie Dumptie

When, to your surprise, you go to pee in a wall urinal and you find a load of shit just sitting there clogging the path of the piss. It is the nemesis of every janitor.

Nick: Dude I was just in the bathroom and someone couldnt wait to hit the stalls and took a Humptie Dumptie.

Tim: Dude I know, I did it...

Humptie Dumptie by The "on-the-spot" crapper May 10, 2010

humptied

disgraced by inebriation, embarassingly drunk, negatively affected by the consumption of alcohol (etymology; humpty-dumpty: "humpty dumpty sat on a wall, humpty dumpty had a great fall, all the kings' horses and all the king's men, couldn't put humpty together again---")

"Like yo, she drank a whole fifth of vodka and got humptied fallin' down the stairs!"

"I got humptied last night, pukin' all over the floor and fallin' on people."

humptied by Spike Endpiece January 11, 2008

Humptiness 

1. Noun-the state of being like Humpty Hump
2. Noun-greatness

Peace and Humptiness forever

Humptiness by gerardiswiggidywack July 25, 2004

Humptress 

A woman who humps with frequency

She scorns the word "slut," she prefers "humptress," to describe her peculiar behavioral traits.

Humptress by David March 16, 2003

Humptiply 

To get into sexual intercourse with accelerated speed by humping then later on mutiplying offspring like rabbits at an intensifying enormus rate.

Be careful for that guy, he so loose that he likes to humptiply

Humptiply by Soul-the-Mysterious December 27, 2016

Humptied

When you set down your glass piece in a stupid way and it falls over and cracks

"I put the bowl into my oil rig to see if it would work and set it down for one second and it immediately tipped over and humptied."

Humptied by Pozoe June 7, 2015

humption 

the action of humping; to fuck

I'm 'bout to get some humption tonight!

Did you see Jack and Kelly? Major humption!

humption by Jaja A November 9, 2010