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humpalump 

The cousin of the heffalump (a fictional creature from Winnie the Pooh). They are closely related, however they differ in that the humpalump prefers close contact with other humpalumps at all times, where as the heffalump is rather shy and keeps to himself.
Bobby: Mommy, why won't that humpalump get off the other one? What are they doing?

Mom: Oh Bobby, I'd rather you didn't watch that. Go look at the heffalumps. They're much more kid friendly.
humpalump by hiiiiiiiieeeeee July 9, 2012

humpadumpdump 

i had yor mom humped her then dumped her
humpadumpdump all night long
humpadumpdump by TOMMIE May 13, 2005

humpalumpadump 

when you and your mom have hardcore XXX sex and you make her anus bleed.
This word was derived from Bleedus Anus
Yo' mams lest bump in ma' crib an' "humpalumpadump".

humpadump 

The word is a universal applicable word. This means that the word can be used to replace any other word or phrase. To understand the actually meaning one must know the context of usage.

Background: although the origins of the word are unknown, it is rumored to have come from the coolest college student ever. By analyzing the word structure one can create a theory of how the word was created. Broken down, "hump" means: thrusting one's pelvis into an object usually a butt of a person, pulling back, and then as the saying goes "rinse and repeat". "a" is an article that refers to a single item. "dump" is a slang word for fecal matter. Separately the words have nothing to do with each other, but as a whole the word creates a meaning. This resembles the nature of how humpadump is used, without context the word is meaningless. This lead to the conclusion that the word's inventor might have been in a I'm-speechless moment", a I-don't-know-what-to-say moment, or any other indescribable situation and had the idea to create a word that fills the awkward time.

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There are an infinite amount of example for this word but here are a few:

location: "Are you going to humpadump?"
major: "Are you majoring in humpadump in the school of LSA?"

as a euphemism: "You can go to humpadump!"
bad name-calling: "You humpadump."
silly name-calling: "You humpadump."
compliment: "You humpadump."
dirty name-calling: "Oooh, you humpadump."
expression of pleasure or happiness: "Ooooh HUUUUUUMPAAAADUMPPPPPP!!!"
epic fail: "You humpadump."
threat: "The humpadump's going to get you."
nickname: John "Humpadump" Weiner
physical description: "Those are nice humpadumps."
color tint: a humpadump brown sock
entree name: humpadump
smell: "That thing smells like humpadump"
humpadump by Tim Humpadump Tebow February 4, 2012

humpalumpagus

Hokachapokey howanowa nakanay hokee hawikkawae.

HUMPALUMPAGUS!!!!!!!!!!!
Ming mang mung, humpalumpagus bung;
Jing jang joo, humpalumpagus doo;
Ping pang pung, humpalumpagus dung;
Ping pang poo, humpalumpagus poo.
humpalumpagus by Gharglar March 16, 2004

humpalump 

to fuck a fat person in a time of desperation...
Felicia humpalumped Ross in the shed.
humpalump by Kevin January 31, 2005