A one night stand often perpetrated between an extremely drunk man and an extremely ugly woman. Once the guy wakes up and realizes that he slammed a fatty/uggo he immediately runs away. It is also quite commonly linked to the walk of shame. Just make sure no one finds out about your hump and run.
Daryl: I was so wasted last night.
Steve: Hell yeah you were! I saw you leave with that whale. A little hump and run eh?
Daryl: You saw her.....?
Steve: MAN THE HARPOONS!
Steve: Hell yeah you were! I saw you leave with that whale. A little hump and run eh?
Daryl: You saw her.....?
Steve: MAN THE HARPOONS!
by Mr. Bladder June 29, 2010
Guy: Want to head upstairs and have sex?
Girl: Sure! Wanna have a sexy shower together before we go?
Guy: I don't have that kind of time.
Girl: So you're looking more for a hump, dump and run kinda deal then?
Girl: Sure! Wanna have a sexy shower together before we go?
Guy: I don't have that kind of time.
Girl: So you're looking more for a hump, dump and run kinda deal then?
by bunbossNbcups February 25, 2023