hump

yo, last time i checked, this wasn't a sexual innuendo, it was how animals "make babies". am i right or am i right?

Man#1: Hey, look at our dogs.
Man#2: Oh my gosh, i think Rover is humping Bitsy!
Man#1: Get ready for some puppies, then.

by fa la la la la April 2, 2007

hump

to carry a lot of heavy shit

"The sargeant made me hump the M60 in addition to the 50lbs in my ruck sack."

by Allie October 25, 2001

hump

lowly worker, grunt, pee-on, low on the totem pole
origin: hunched or hump-backed from hard labor

“I wish these humps would hurry up and move those boxes.”

by shermantheblue baby August 6, 2008

hump

when taken, means to take offence to

I asked Jonesy to pay back the £50 I loaned him when we were in the pub and he got the right hump. Typically used in Guy Ritchie films and pronounced "roight hamp" by mockneys

by bubblespop March 13, 2008

hump

When combined with sport-to rub up against someone in a secksual way. See sport-hump.

Back in the day, we used to sport-hump the damsels out back 'o the barn after the county ball.

by hydroponics May 20, 2003

hump

an acronym for "Higher Up Management Person", generally used in a mildly derogatory but loving sense, much as one might feel about a three-legged puppy

Far from solving the problem, everything the HUMP's tried seemed to make things worse

by bertimus maximus May 6, 2008

hump

for a person or animal to stick its penis into another person or animals vagina or asshole

he was so horny he had to hump something so he humped the nearest thing to him- his dog (who by the way is also a male). He grabbed the dog aggresively and tore down is pants and boxers at the same time, all the while pulling the dog closer and closer. Soon the positioned the dog over his erect penis and started humping. his penis went in and out, slowly at first then getting faster and faster, in out in out. the dog loved it and whined in pleasure. soon the dog wriggled out of his arms and the man smiled as the dog cirled behind him. He lay down on the couch and now it was the dog's turn. the dog lay on his back, pushing his penis into the man with pleasure and whining uncontrollably. When they were both done they lay happily together, side by side. "You truly are mans best friend" the guy said, smiling "and a heck of a good humper too." Then the dog and guy went at it in another round of humping.

by Sexylady990 May 19, 2007