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A complete and total idiot. Someone who can't handle even the simplest of plans or assignments.
"We need that job done, like, YESTERDAY!! I called Charlie and he said he doesn't have the siding."

"That's because the hump never bought it!!"
by Jennifer Ladd March 21, 2009
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Fool, Idiot, Jerk. Derogatory term, used e.g. by 2nd generation New York Italians to denounce other caucasians.
"You think you gonna live long enough to spend that money, you fuckin' hump?"
Arty Clay (Frank Gio) in the movie "King Of New York" by Abel Ferrara (1990) (www.imdb.com/title/tt0099939)
by anna k. November 11, 2005
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To have a penis inserting into a womens vagina every other second in a pattern.
Jarrod wanted to hump the sexy chick cause he thought he saw her invite him to unzip his zipper with her in the bed
by sex wizards101 May 13, 2003
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the person sitting in the middle of the back seat, not to be confused to the middle seat in the front which of course is the bitch seat.
I didn't notice the fuzz following us because tall-ass Jason was sitting hump & I couldn't see out the back.
by lift-ticket July 30, 2006
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Hump - hump on a camel, other animal or act of human or animal sexual nature.
"Can to get your dog to stop humping my" leg!!
by Christopher De Rycke December 03, 2006
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"The sargeant made me hump the M60 in addition to the 50lbs in my ruck sack."
by Allie October 25, 2001
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The middle back seat of a car which is usually never called unless the bitch seat is the only one left. or the trunk.
Girls or little kids are often stuck with this seat. Unless they are really a bitch. Then they get the bitch seat.
Hump is 5th best after driver, shot gun, wing man, andback seat driver, but better than trunk or bitch seat.

Ben-shot gun! Bitches.
John-wing man! YES!!
Frank-Damn. I guess I got the hump.
Anthony- I'll take back seat driver.
Russell- All that is left is the trunk. So that's mine.
John- Nope, the dead guy is in the back. So you'll have to sit in the bitch seat.
Who's driving?!?
by jpabaloni December 02, 2006
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