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19.
The middle back seat of a car which is usually never called unless the bitch seat is the only one left. or the trunk.
Girls or little kids are often stuck with this seat. Unless they are really a bitch. Then they get the bitch seat.
Hump is 5th best after driver, shot gun, wing man, andback seat driver, but better than trunk or bitch seat.

Ben-shot gun! Bitches.
John-wing man! YES!!
Frank-Damn. I guess I got the hump.
Anthony- I'll take back seat driver.
Russell- All that is left is the trunk. So that's mine.
John- Nope, the dead guy is in the back. So you'll have to sit in the bitch seat.
Who's driving?!?
by jpabaloni December 02, 2006
 
1.
To grind one's genitalia in a press-and-release pattern against a particular object or surface; usually associated with an inanimate object.
My dog keeps humping my leg.
by Matthew Darke February 18, 2003
 
2.
A big bump on the back of a camal.
by U22L April 23, 2003
 
3.
hump for a man or woman to sit on his/her back and move up and down, hard and fast
Girl: If I sit down here will you hump me?
Boy: Yeah!
The girl lays on the table on the guy gets on top of her and stabs his penis into the girl's vagina and her moves up and down on her hard and fast. "OOH! AAH!" She moans, "Faster! Faster!"
by Someone that knows February 25, 2006
 
4.
In England, people may say this when you are in a hotel. It means to carry.
Would you like me to hump your bags?
by Shalin September 25, 2006
 
5.
The (upper and lower) curves of a woman's body.
Black-Eyed-Peas-Fergie's humps are off the hook.
by Stiffmeister October 20, 2005
 
6.
used in black eyed peas song "my humps" - refers to her "lovely lady lumps" (i.e. her breasts and tushy)
He told me he liked my humps!
by raggy biotch September 25, 2005
 
7.
To fuck
She looked so hot he really wanted to hump her.
by Doug November 21, 2002