hemmosexual 

a sexual orientation where you are only attracted to luke hemmings.

Person: Dud michael totally likes you
Me: Sorry i'm a hemmosexual

hemmosexual by thelinzz June 22, 2014

Hummusexual

Being sexually aroused around chickpeas, specifically hummus.

Connor is hummusexual, he likes to bathe in a bathtub full of hummus whilst jerking off with it

Hummusexual by jewmoney808 April 16, 2016

hummus fart 

An especially horrific fart characterized by a protracted ripping sound that resonates as it exits the anus.

Whoa Dad, that’s a hummus fart for sure!

hummus fart by Dr Bunnygirl May 11, 2020

hummus-face 

A hummuscidal raging leb commonly found on irc channels. Known for raging hard over the smallest things.

"<p> sup hummus-face"
"<l> your mothers a whore!"

hummus-face by koothrappali July 12, 2012

Hummus Armor 

LAN dodging usually performed by dipping your mouse in Hummus as well as by making IED's and doing push-ups on webcam. Common to Counter Strike: Source players who are afraid to go to LAN.

I called that equake kid out on cheats.

He put on his hummus armor and left me raging.

Hummus Armor by broder_gloosys October 9, 2009

Small Hommos 

1. Small bean dip
2. Small gay people

The small hommos are getting my order of small hommos.

Small Hommos by tkobaltimore August 22, 2020

dump the hummus 

1) To defecate fecal matter that resembles the texture and/or color of hummus.

2) To defecate (i.e. take a shit, drop a deuce, pinch a loaf)

Origin: a 4 year-old boy once peered curiously into the murky depths on his first trip to an outhouse and exclaimed to his mother, "Someone dumped their hummus in there!"

Ugh! My stomach is rumbling. I think I need to dump the hummus.

That bathroom smells like someone dumped the hummus.

dump the hummus by agoraphone August 31, 2011