A person born with a deformity of the skull, making thier head look like 2 Liter bottle of pepsi. Without knowing it, they are constantly sending out subliminal messages in everything they say. You may not be paying attention to it when it speaks because it sounds retarded, but there will be information left deep in your brain for future revelations.

The best way I can describe a subsonic humaniod is a guy with a not very well structured skull and there's blood filling his head like a water balloon that's about to burst at any moment. If you see a subsonic humaniod RUN away don't try and act tough because you don't stand a chance.
My sister is a subsonic humanoid. I have to wash her, feed her, and teach her right from wrong.

Family means the world to me.
by Reader. January 5, 2009
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A half-horse, half-human creature. Equine humanoids smell extremely bad, and their asses are quite ripe bent over. They are an endangered species these days. Only 10 equine humanoids exist worldwide. In the United States, there is Horseshit Breath (Louie); and Louie's nemesis Mack, who recently moved to the US from London.
An equine humanoid took a deuce and obstructed traffic on the thruway.
by Zuger June 18, 2003
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a midget on rollerskates dials and speaks into a speakerphone. You catch them and force a garbage can over their head, then continue to push them down a street.
Lets go humanoid artoo-detoo the nieghbors husband, he's been acting like a dick lately
by Gessika May 21, 2012
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A YTP by Pseudogon probably the best YouTuber ever but idk about that >:(
It’s about where Frosty goes to jail, meets Drew Pickles, takes a big dump, makes a figure pingas, and is married/separated/divorced at the same time; also Jack Frost likes Lucoa and also vomits on someone’s head and pedobear is in the video
Person 1: what do you guys wanna watch
Person 2: Frosty the Humanoid Popsicle Gets Divorced
Person 1: okay
*turns it on; about a few seconds into the ytp*
Person 1: well now I’m scarred for life thanks and thanks I hate frosty the snowman
Person 2: shut up meg
by Delete this account now June 24, 2023
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young humanoid subjects learning life and humanity right now as we are reading this very for no long reason text that is probably wasting your time is another meaning of your fucked while your leaving most of your not needed but meaningful life span behind.
"young humanoid subjects learning life and humanity right now as we are reading this very for no long reason text that is probbly wasting your time" the author told the readers while they where regretting there life choices
by UwuDirtyPotato November 24, 2020
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