Himalayan Pinstripe 

When having vaginal sex in the doggy style position, the guy inserts his index finger into her asshole, removing a globule of shit. When she turs around to ask what the fuck he thinks he is doing, he attempts to paint a line from the closest side of her face down the length of her body. Extra points if he makes it to her ankle before she presses charges.

Bro 1: Dude, you and Krista are still down for that 5fdp show Friday, right?

Bro 2: Nah. I gave her the old Himalayan Pinstripe the other day, so we are done, I am broke from posting bail, and the judge said I couldn't leave the county...

Himalayan Pinstripe by Mjolnir12982 June 15, 2016

humanary 

Having to do with humans. This term was popularized in the 1975 Alice Cooper song, The Black Widow.

Person 1: The words he says are true!

Person 2: Your'e right! We're all humanary stew!

Person 3: Ahh! We're gonna die!

humanary by Scrawn March 2, 2008

The Foothills of the Himalayas with Xi Jinping 

America as a nation defined in a single word

"It what I've long said, America's a nation that can be defined in a single word... The foothills of the Himalayas with Xi Jinping" - Joe Biden

The Foothills of the Himalayas with Xi Jinping by SadCrybby420 April 27, 2022

Humanality 

When an animal sexually assaults and fucks a human. Opposite of Beastiality, when a human sexually assaults and fucks an animal. Beastiality is illegal but Humanality is legal.

Jack: You want to get fucked by my pony?

Jill: Isn't Beastiality Illegal?

Jack: Beastiality would be if you fucked the animal, but in this case you're just going to pull down your pants and bend over on all fours and if the animal wants to fuck you, AND I KNOW IT WILL, this is Humanality!!! When The Animal Fucks You!!!

Jill: What if it comes inside me?

Jack: You can't get pregnant, and it's cum is about fifty times more than what a human can produce. It's safe sex without the need for birth control or condoms, and you can experience what it's like to have something cum inside you!

Jill: Since you put it that way, it makes perfect since cause the animal decides, the animal is doing all the work, I can't get pregnant, and I get a cream pie. OK, I'll do it!

Jack: I knew you would. Now just put on these lockable ankle and wrist restraints and let me strap you into that doggy style stockade with lockable waist bar and lockable neck stand.

Jill: OK, I'm locked in and ready.

Jack: OK, here they come!

Jill: THEY?

Jack: Don't worry, there's only ten of them.

Humanality by xSelectivex July 3, 2011

Himalayan Butt Plug 

Himalayan Butt Plug

Shoving an ice cube up one’s own or their partner’s ass.

He was hitting me from behind last night and took my breath away when he surprised me with a Himalayan butt plug.

Can you get frost nite from a Himalayan butt plug? Asking for a friend.

Himalayan butt plug

Himalayan Butt Plug by Dick Onchin October 22, 2020

Humaliated 

Intense humiliation experienced when you are the spouse of a public figure that is nationally and/or internationally exposed for lewd and lascivious behavior.

Huma Abedin must be so humaliated by her husband's Weinergate publicity. So glad Hillary Clinton is there for moral support!

Humaliated by WordCurious June 17, 2011

playa from the hymalaya

a playa with skills so high, his skills could touch a women on top of the hymalayian mountains....

What up playa from the hymalayas I heard you got the digits from that stuck up rich girl, who said she would never date a playa like you.

playa from the hymalaya by BobbyLove1 October 3, 2009