person 1: Well hello mike...my u have an unusually oddly large ass...may i grope it?

mike: surly...while ur there u may probe it as well...

person 1: awesome...man...i wish i had an ass like urs....its so sexy it makes me cream in my pants

mike:MEOW! fiesty aint cha? sexyy sexy..o-o O!

hugeass by Sal Sulimay March 2, 2004

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hugeasshorny10-inchcock

n. a german word from dutch origin. roughly translated as "Larz's Penis".

shove it in a pussy and hear squeak noises!

hugeasshorny10-inchcock by LZ November 23, 2004

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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