hug my wallies Share definition Flag 1. An invitation to partake in enjoying one's scrotum. 2. A smartass expression aimed at any malcontent. "Hagan's not going to like this at all." "Hagan can hug my wallies." hug my wallies by Nokmin of Adonai September 18, 2006 0 0 Get merch Get the hug my wallies mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch