The huffnpuff phenomenon is when a Harry Potterfan becomes so faded that they retake the house test and get a different answer
“Damn my fellow Harry Potterfan I might have had a few to many butter beers (and butter meth) I got so out of it I huffnpuffed a Slytherin on the test.”
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'