Faggot of the year from Macomb, Rumored to have jerked off 8 times in one 12 hour period, he is perhaps the most pathetic creature to grace god's green earth. Hating all people of Asian descent, "primitives" from the Middle East, and "skinheads". Huckstank prefers to enjoy nature by spending all of his spare time with his blind sheep who he fudge nudges every night and loves to rip bongs. Once seen chasing beer with smirnoff, Huckle is not known for having testicular fortitude. You can tell when huckle is around because you will hear deafening screams, pleas of help, and smacking noises. Do not approach this creature if you see him, he should be considered horny and dangerous. IF you are drunk and he is sober, beware he may try to get you to give him head in the back of his mom's buick, If you choose to give him head then you must swallow, bc no one wants mama aka Adolf Hilter's reincarnation to get mad at him.
Did you see Huckle cockblock me last night?