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Hutchins 

The most badass motherfucker on the face of the planet. He's so fucking awesome, Chuck Norris bows down to him. A master with any weapon and a champion at slaying vag, a Hutchins can drink more alcohol than John Belushi cracked out on cocaine.
Dude, did you see that guy just fuck those three bitches while killing a terrorist? He's a Hutchins......
Hutchins by themookieeye November 21, 2010
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hitchin' a ride 

a great green day song that has very rythmical guitar sounds and a catchy beat; the song is about how someone feels when their getting drunk
Troubled times,
You know I cannot lie,
I'm off the wagon,
And I'm hitchin' a ride
N. An older female teacher. This person is usually opinionated, radical, and is a total bitch. It is impossible to get her to shut her fucking mouth and is an unreasonable grader, takes off points for disagreeing with her own opinions, and refuses to explain anything, forcing students to figure out everything on their own.

N. Any female English teacher that is a bitch.

V. To go on a anarchist rant, spewing off unreasonable ideas and opinions that if taken to the public would get one thrown in jail.

V. To yell, lecture or scold someone for not sharing your opinion, despite how unreasonable or how bullshit your own opinion is.

adj- Hubitchin' n. Hubition
"My english teacher wrote a giant 'no' on my research paper! WTF!?! She gave me a fucking fifty! What a fucking hubitch!!!"

"Oh for fucks sake! When she first started ranting it was alright, but now she's talking about assassinating the president. She's all out hubitching now."
-(this actually happened)-
Hubitch by Cmitch4 January 17, 2008

jeremy hutchins 

a very attractive male specimen conceived in ohio, usa. he has gained fame over social media platforms such as snapchat and instagram.

he has a cat named pepper
he likes to run
he currently attends woodridge high school
hes an only child
A: OMG jeremy hutchins is so hot !
B: his eyes are bluer than my stone cold heart !
A: his hair is more boyant than my dreams !
B: his eyelashes are longer than my list of accomplishments !
A: his teeth are whiter than the whites in my eyes !
B: his glo up is more evident than discovering cows make noise !

David Hutchins

A very good looking guy. Smart. Sometimes immature. A romantic guy, always lets you know that your loved.
Man of your dreams♥
Easy to fall in love with
I hung out with David Hutchins last night, he is so romantic. I love him!
David Hutchins by Lindseyyyy:) January 25, 2009

Hutchin' 

Yelling at your computer for not running your software the way you think it should be running.
Old Dude: "God damned piece of shit! I clicked on that son of a fuck! You don't fuck with other people's code!"
Young Dude: "Looks like Jerry's Hutchin' on Drupal again."
Hutchin' by cradrock August 25, 2021

to pull a hutchings 

If you say you're going to attend somewhere but you never show up, instead you bring lame excuses.
Why wasn't he there last night??
Yeah right, i guess he was totally pulling a Hutchings!

You going to that party next friday?
Na, i think im going to pull a hutchings
to pull a hutchings by Hellschool February 25, 2011