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Slang for "hope that mother fucking helps"
Poster #1: "Hey, can someone tell me a good mortgage broker to use?"
Poster #2: "Sure, use Jimmie Cornhole. He's great and has good contacts in the market"
Poster #1: "Great, thanks! I'll call him."
Poster #2: "Sure thing. HTMFH"
htmfh by shagbird November 13, 2007
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HTMHGEOMA 

Holy Tits My Heart's Gonna Explode Out My Ass
Did you hear about Gears of Halo Theft Auto 6: Salvation Army Edition? It's Rated HTMHGEOMA! They won't even sell it in sex shops!
HTMHGEOMA by cheezewolf March 14, 2011
Related Words
htmfh HTMF HTMFN HMFH hmfhhhd htfh htmfkl HTMFY HTMHell HTMHEOMA
Hope That Fucking Helps

More angry version of HTH.

see www.xoxohth.com for usage.
Guy 1: "Someone plz give me link to place where I can find information about what law school is best!!!"
Guy 2: "www.google.com, HTH."
Guy 1: "What the hell I want better info no need to be mean can anyone plz help!?!?!"
Guy 2: "www.tubgirl.com, HTFH."
htfh by Ballz Mahoney August 5, 2006
Rich "Man, did you see? Jeff cut back our hours again!"

Bob "That asshole, HTMF!"
HTMF by Gonzo Silverback September 12, 2009

HTMHEOMA 

Holy-Tits-My-Heart-Exploded-Out-My-Ass

Used to define something so epic, it must me made into an abbreviation. Recommended use for epic mind blowing items out of this world.
Adrian: Hey dude, what was the rating of that new game Gears of Grand Theft Halo 5?
Jonathon: I believe its rated HTMHEOMA
Adrian: oh snap! must be epic !
HTMHEOMA by D5ilENT1 January 13, 2013
It´s a shorter way to say Hello There Motherfucker
Person 1: *Reading*’
Person 2: HTMF
Person 1: *Gets heart attack*
Two hours later
Person 2: all i said was Hello There mother fucker and he fell
Police: Too bad your going to jail by startling him to death.
Person 2: Good bye Mother fucker (GBMF)

Person 2: *RUNS*
Police: *Shots him in head*
HTMF by Psyduckium April 8, 2019
HIT THE MOTHER FUCKIN LINE

ALSO AMOS: Jazzxbell 😎
Sam: *posts* htmfkl y’all dry asf
Dianna: *s/u* wassupp
htmfkl by stankyrat April 28, 2020
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hey let's get a drink of that?

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