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(her-rump-f)

the term my girlfriend uses when she is rather annoyed with my statements or decisions. if you hear this you are fucked...
babe you coming over tonight?

nah i think im gonna play some x-box tonight.

HRUMPH!

(no booty for you)
hrumph by KPIV April 14, 2012
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A cross between a sigh, shrug, and a pout.
hrmph by elleth June 1, 2009

Humphried 

1- Getting offside drunk. You are unable to say no to any drink placed in front of you and will swear its your last. You answer questions with facial ticks and grunts and often remove articles of clothing.
"oh man that guy is fuckin Humphried"

"Why is he taking his shirt off? Oh he's Humphried"
Humphried by Johnny Papagorgio January 6, 2012

Kris Humphriesing 

Manhandling a woman without intending to. Throwing her around in a spirit of playfulness that is unknowingly a bit too rough. Think Lennie in "Of Mice and Men."
Baby, stop Kris Humphriesing me, I'm gonna get another black & blue!
Kris Humphriesing by potofgold December 11, 2012

Kris Humphries 

Married to Kim Kardashian for 72 days.
Will Kris Humphries' basketball career ever be taken seriously? I doubt it.
Kris Humphries by mtf November 18, 2011
Interjection
An expression of disdain, disbelief, protest, or dismissal; a huff, grunt, or snort.
The old, mustachioed english gentleman uttered a "harumph" when he lost a debate to his rival.
harumph by IronI September 12, 2008
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026
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