shoe horned 

Forced into a position or situation where, under normal circumstances, wouldn't have fit or belonged otherwise.

Much like the device the term was named after, it is awkwardly insisting something to be where it shouldn't.

The producer insisted the writers shoe horned a romantic sub-plot in what was supposed to just be a horror-themed crime drama.

"There was no opportunity in the conversation for Chris to talk about this thing that was only interesting to him, so he shoe-horned it into the conversation with an awkward segway."

shoe horned by Waffletron May 2, 2016

howyedeen 

A statement inferring how you doing. Use is acceptable when one refers to sexy women, dank weed, humorous situations, and good times.

Person A: "I just downed three shots of jaeger."
Person B: "Howyedeen!!!"

Person A: "The hottest girl in our school is at our party?!"
Person B: "Wait, she's here? Howyedeeeen"

howyedeen by PIT January 10, 2013

horned up 

State of sexual excitement or arousal

I was so horned up last night I'd have shagged anything

horned up by Dogbyte December 23, 2006

Howledge 

How to knowledge

how to start a conversation easily - eg
Any article starting with the word how to and gives the reader knowledge about it, is known as howledge.

Howledge by Dr. Howie Mandel December 3, 2018

howedointoday 

The official greeting of a white ogre like jabroni.

"howedointoday" said the white shrek jabroni.

howedointoday by R. Shiles June 13, 2019

Three-Horned Rhinoceros 

Obviously, this is when 3 men engage in sex with no woman or additional parties.

Hey Steve, you comin' 'round tonight? Me and Jim are trying to set up a Three-Horned Rhinoceros....just need one more!

Three-Horned Rhinoceros by BrightonWatch May 14, 2014

Tom Horned 

When you eat a girl out and don't get a blowjob or sex after.

Bro I can't believe you ate her out for 30 minutes without getting a bj after! You got Tom Horned so fucking hard!

Tom Horned by Joel Pascuzzi April 8, 2015