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Hoager - When a woman is being unreasonable about a subject that is irrelevant.
Timmy was sure to let Sally know she was a hoager for bitching about ignorant bullshit while he was trying to eat.
hoager by SimonClint April 25, 2017
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howage • Hokage • homage • holage • Hownage • hoage • hoager • Hoaget • hobagel • hoeage
Word often used in Naruto series. Hokage is highest and strongest ninja in Konoha village. This word consists of 2 modules: "Ho" which means "fire", and "kage" means "shadow".
Tsunade is 5th Hokage from Konoha village.
Hokage by Misiek July 15, 2005
Noun version of the word hoed or to hoe.
That was some crazy hoeage on Margot.
hoeage by paul October 2, 2004

paying homage to the porcelain goddess 

The ritual of getting on one's knees and discharging the smelly contents of the stomach into the toilet.
I was paying much homage to the porcelain goddess this morning because I drank too much of the Beast.

4th hokage 

The 4th hokage, a currently unamed character in naruto, was an influential leader to the people of leaf.

The Fourth Hokage, also known as "The Leaf's Yellow Flash", was the brave ninja responsible for sealing the Kyubi inside Naruto. He is said to be the greatest ninja Konoha had ever produced and to have ever lived. He is remembered for his heroic acts through the monument that overshadows Konoha. Before he performed the seal, which would trap the Kyubi, he said that he did not want Naruto to be viewed as the container of a monster, but as a hero who saved the village from annihilation. This request, however, was not honored by the villagers, who still held much resentment for the Kyubi. He was a student of Jiraiya, and was the sensei of Kakashi Hatake, Obito Uchiha, and Rin.

The Fourth shares many similarities with Naruto, including blond hair, blue eyes, the same blood type (B), similar jutsus and element affinities, and overall similar personalities as noted by Jiraiya (though he also notes that the Fourth was much smarter, relatively speaking). Naruto is also noted to be the Fourth's legacy by Itachi Uchiha. Furthermore, when he was trying to force Naruto to release his Kyubi chakra, Jiraiya pushed Naruto off of a cliff, saying, "Forgive me, Fourth" as he did so.

The Fourth created several unique techniques, including Hiraishin no Jutsu, which essentially allows him to teleport to any location with the use of a special seal. He also created the Rasengan, a technique that does not rely on hand seals, but instead uses a concentration of spinning chakra in the palm that causes immense damage to its victim on contact.

(sources: wikipedia)
The 4th hokage, the sealer of the Nine-Tailed Demon Fox, believed naruto should be seen as a hero, not a monster.
4th hokage by Joseph S.o August 23, 2006
When you not only own someone, you also make them your bitch, or "hoe" them, technically, this is not ownage, it can only be classified as Hownage.
That sure was some nasty hownage when I overboarded that chick.
Hownage by Brian October 13, 2004
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