How Do You Understand Women 

You cant.

(dude 1); Bro my girl is soo confusing.
(dude 2); That's not gonna change homie.
(dude 1); How Do You Understand Women???
(dude 2); You cant.

How Do You Understand Women by TheSemiWiseChild February 16, 2022

how long do you take to wake up in the morning? 

lightly insulting joke used to ask someone how dumb they are, making a comparison to old and slightly stupid computers, that take a long time to turn on.

that make me ask myself , how long do you take to wake up in the morning? cause how can you say something so dumb so securely..

how long do you take to wake up in the morning? by jokesasigo_ August 31, 2025

how double dicking dare you

when someone screws you over two times in the same way

'you slept with my wife again?? how double dicking dare you!!'

how double dicking dare you by scrambly_egg April 14, 2025

Teach me how to Dougie 

A slang used when someone wants another to teach them how to be like themselves or someone else.

Chris: "Hey did you hear Bob just landed a great job, bought a $70,000 car and has a banging chick on his arm?"

Mark: "Damn, teach ME how to dougie!"

Teach me how to Dougie by krazykristy August 22, 2010

how ya douching 

A common greeting ( mostly among men) who work in rugged work situations such as construction etc

Todd: “how ya douching jimmy?”
Jimmy: “same solution Todd “

how ya douching by RiceBawlZ June 13, 2021