|1.||how are your testicles today?|
1. a more direct way of saying "how's it hanging"
2. a phrase normally said to men, but can also be said to women, although you should use caution. Depending upon the woman, context, or situation in which the question is asked, the woman could very well take it offensively. You should only use this with women you feel very comfortable with or ones with very little pride.
so we were sitting there and john just leaned over and asked me
"and how are your testicles today?"