A man who can sew, and even occasionally cleans.
by Surrender your Monarchy December 15, 2004

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promounced 'uss-uff' - is what sailor's used to take to sea with them (because they couldn't take their wives or girlfriends). Namely a sewing kit - for making repairs to clothes.
Got your housewife, Jack?
by lickytongue April 30, 2008

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An unemployed and often uneducated woman. Because daytime television tells her, she believes that she has the "hardest job in the world." In her peanut brain, she never quite comprehends that women with REAL jobs perform the same tasks as housewives in ADDITION to going to an actual place of employment for 8+ hours per day. Housewives usually are extremely subservient to their husbands and tend to battle depression. They claim to be tired out from long days of playing with small children, making dinner, doing some minor cleaning, and watching lots of television. They will usually cry at the drop of a hat. After the children get older, they become a taxi service for taking kids to activities and friends' homes. Again, still a very easy life. Eventually, the kids leave the house and they spend their time going to book clubs and shit. Oh, and housewives almost invariable cheat when they get bored.
"I have a housewife. It's the hardest job in the world keeping up with my 2 little ones."

"No, you have a life of luxury. I'm a divorced mother of 3 trying to make it in the corporate world while still putting my kids on the right path. I think I have it just a LITTLE harder."
by Tucker_Twat July 06, 2014

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Someone that is unemployed an stays home all day doing nothing.
Elena, get off your ass you friggin' housewife.
by Shana June 18, 2003

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to penetrate someone using a broom or a mop
Man i got with this girl last night and i housewifed that hoe
by ale van April 22, 2008

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What a woman becomes when she has no job skills, no career aspirations, no confidence and no goals in life.
Becoming a housewife has got to be the most mind-numbing waste of time in this world. There's nothing wrong with being one if they have another job or calling on the side, but to do it and nothing else means you are in need of serious help.
by krock1dk March 06, 2008

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An uneducated woman with no self-esteem and no life who thinks she has to devote herself to rearing children, her husband, the home and the pets.
A housewife is what a woman becomes when she has no goals in life.
by krock1dk March 24, 2008

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