housepiphany

–noun, plural -nies.
A spontaneous diagnosis made by House M.D., triggered by what appears to be random thoughts or actions.

In season 5, episode 18 "Here Kitty", After ruling out multiple illnesses and managing to keep Cuddy from ejecting the patient on suspicion that she's a Münchausen's, House has a housepiphany when he observes Debbie sitting on his warm computer, and determines that the cat was attracted to warmth, explaining the "death visits", as all the victims were exuding heat in some manner (the heat came from the warming blankets placed on the patients).

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Hoepiphany

When a Hoe realizes she is being said Hoe, and therefore tries to un-hoe herself.

Alexa had a hoepiphany and changed her hoe-ish ways so Jack would take her back.

Hoepiphany by chizzthekid October 6, 2016

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hoepiphany

When a female realizes and regrets a large number of her sexual interactions with others because she know recognizes herself as a hoe.

Omg tiff I had a hoepiphany this weekend, I've officially had sex with 20 guys in the last year

hoepiphany by tittymilk69 May 30, 2016

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hoepiphany

That moment when you realize you are a hoe.

Kim had a hoepiphany when she realized that she could charge money for lowblows.

hoepiphany by swagmar93 June 9, 2016

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bang a you-ee

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"

hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee

bang a you-ee by Pistolero Pierro May 4, 2008

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

Word of the Day on July 18, 2026

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

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