When you are on the app houseparty while taking a shit and you somehow end up on video with someone because you do not know how to use the app. Right before you quit the app your on video for long enough for them to hear the "plop" of your shit hitting the toilet.
Person 1: wanna hear a houseparty horror story
Person 2: yes i want to cringe Person 1: so it all started when i was shampooing my pubes...
Overanalyzing or creating discontentment in relationships, friendships, life, or other things when the actual cause of unhappiness is similar to the needs of a houseplant, like not getting enough Vitamin D or drinking enough water.
Jamie: Did you hear that Gary was really sad today? Apparently life isn't serving him all that well after all.
Oliver: He's just houseplanting. Get him some food and a nap and he'll be fine.
houseparty is a talking app sort of like facetime where you can have no more than 8 people in a room, those 8 people can consist of your friends, your friends friends. Houseparty is a good app because you can talk to people just like facetime even if they had an android. A lot of randoms join calls but thats because some dickheads add random people they don't even know. If you need to speak to someone privately you can always lock the room and if you the only way for people to get in is if you wave to them, they can then join the call whenever they want.
P1: Oi P3 let's houseparty
P3 sure
*they get on houseparty*
P2: hey guys what's up
P3: aye how's it going
P1: P2 who the fuck is P3
P2: she's my friend
P1: Omg lets lock the room my cousins online
When someone hosts a large party of men of latin descent (preferably 10 or more) and have all of them ejaculate inside a jar. This jar can be used for the house party. The guests are then treated with drinks from said jar.
Guy 1:Hey man what's in this beer it tastes digusting!
Guy 2:It's semen....
Guy 1:That's so gross!!!
Guy 2:Well you came to a Dirty Ricardo Houseparty.
Guy1:I guess your right.(continues drinking beer)