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jamaician house guest 

the jamaican house guest is when a girl is riding a guy, and suddenly a random jamaician enters the room, squats over the guy, and shits on his chest, then leaves without saying a word
"Colleen and Francis told me that they encountered the jamaician house guest last night."

"Last night I was fucking Con, and someone gave me the jamaician house guest," said John

aunt jamimas crack house 

a aunt jamimas crack house is a cheap ass place where ill they have to eat is boxs of pancake mix and flour , a house or place where thiers alot of cocaine or crack or a home thats realy dirty
1.dude i spent the night at mikes last night.(what was it like?) nigga that shit was like staying in aunt jamimas crack house
2.bitch they had more cocaine than aunt jamimas crack house
3.dude clean your fucking room its starting to look more dirty than aunt jamimas crackhouse

Taco Night at James Earl Jones House. 

"I haven't seen blasts like this since Taco Night at James Earl Jones House."
-Gex
"I haven't seen blasts like this since Taco Night at James Earl Jones House."
-Fucker

James Charley Horse 

A James Charley Horse is a cramp in your lips, usually from holding your lips in a weird position.
I got a James Charley Horse from waiting for you to take the picture!

james bond a horse 

A meme used when one is in confusion or lack of thought. The phrase 'james bond a horse' is inserted into a sentance in which a person could not have thought of any other words to finish it/replace it. Originally started on GameFAQs Modern Warfare 2 Boards by the user Oscar_Mike.
(1) person 1: aw man that guy totally ruined it!
person 2: yeah, he completely....james bond a horse

(2) person 1: can someone tell me how do defeat the final boss?
person 2: you have to get the ancient weapon and then james bond a horse
james bond a horse by Markwick99 February 4, 2010
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026