Another form of houdini would be when a guy is fingering a girl while she's sitting on his lap. And then he takes his fingers out and in a sneaky way substitutes them for his dick and make it feel like he put his fingers back in. Once he gets his dick in, he put his hands in the air and yells "hey look! NO HANDS!"
Guy 1: hey man, i pulled a houdini on my girlfriend last night.
Guy 2: awesome!
Guy 1: yeah, she had no idea how my dick got in there that quick!
Guy 2: awesome!
Guy 1: yeah, she had no idea how my dick got in there that quick!
by asecrethuman1298 July 3, 2010
its when a man is getting oral sex from a woman and as hes about to ejaculate his penis and cum dissapear in her mouth..thus "the houdini"
by joeyabcdefghijklmnop July 5, 2006
by Wouldntyouliketoknow86 August 11, 2015
A sexual act involving two men and a semi willing female. The first guy begins intercourse with the women from the doggy style position. This most be done with the women facing a window. Meanwhile the other man is hiding in the closet. At the right moment, the two men must perform a switcheroo. As the second man enters the womens' vagina, the other who was previously performing intercourse, must run outside and wave at the women as the other man nuts on her back.
by Flaming Suiside March 14, 2015
by PKD September 20, 2007
A Houdini Torpedo is when you drop a Deuce in the toilet bowl and the trajectory and velocity of the fecal matter leaving ones anus causes the elongated mass of shit to disappear out the drain pipe without leaving any evidence of its existence in the bowl.
Honey, you won't believe what just happened, I took a crap and after wiping my shit stained ass , I placed the used toilet paper in the bowl only to realize I produced a Houdini Torpedo, it was like majic , my shit had completely disappeared ! I
by TheJetPilot October 25, 2016
Guy: "shit man I took a dump but when I looked it was gone!"
Guy 2: "looks like you had a houdini poop."
Guy 2: "looks like you had a houdini poop."
by Faceplant307 October 25, 2015