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hotel toast 

1. A person that used to be hot until time took its toll on them. Just the same as toast you receive from room service.

2.Women who are hotel toast will often become cougars in later life.
Person 1: Did you see that cougar, Janice Dickinson on 'I'm a Celebrity' last night?

Person 2: Dude! I saw some old pictures of her on the tinterweb, that woman is hotel toast!
hotel toast by Shelley & Matt December 23, 2007
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hotel toast 

hotel toast - someone who used to be hot... but isn't now.
he used to be really hot... but now he's hotel toast
hotel toast by peggy the pirate January 3, 2008

Taste like hotel carpet 

When you try a new vape flavour..
And it taste absolutely fuckt.

Taste Like old Hotel Carpet

Taste - dry, musky, chat, weather beaten, scungy shit.
Fuck you- Mango/Guava.
Hey I’ve got some New vapes to try “here”
😮 💨😮 💨😮 💨
Aw FUCK that taste like Hotel Carpet, what the fuck are you trying to do to me bro. 🤮🤮🤮