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HoAssBitch/HAB 

1. Term to describe a friend, relative or someone you don't even know ... when they abruptly upset you. It is generally stated in a louder tone than the rest of your speech.

2. After retelling of the stories in which you have used the term for its def#1 purposes (and laughing) ... it can begin to be used as a greeting or even a term-of-endearment.

3. See also HoAssBitchInTraining/HABI T -- One who observes the antics of an (HAB) and begins to repeat them.

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1. I was about to make that left turn when this HoAssBitch/HAB came through and just cut me off !

2. Hey, good to see you again, HoAssBitch/HAB. ~OR~ Can you hand me that thing over there, please ... HoAssBitch/HAB?

3. Her daughter acts just like her, she's just a HABIT.

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This definition is inspired by my "at the time" 10-year old son, who was arguing with his step-brother over a tee-shirt. In a note, written by the culprit and found after-the-fact ... the actual terminology recorded was:

"Yeah, but he is a fucking ho ass bitch though ... ain't he ?"

Which has since become a house-hold term and circulated amongst a good number of friends and co-workers. (Though he isn't silly enough to cuss around us anymore ... as he may again, never hear the end of how it sounds !)
HoAssBitch/HAB by MrChris August 28, 2007
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hoassbitch 

To be a ho, an ass, and a bitch all at the same damn time!
Yo...stop bein' a hoassbitch.

-or-

That foo' is bein' a hooassbitch, shit.
hoassbitch by Kyle February 28, 2005

hotestbitchoutthere 

hotestbitchoutthere Is a TikTok user that is famous all over the planet, not this planet but definitely some planet🔥. If you go close enough you will notice they are hotter than the sun😱.If you see hotestbitchoutthere make sure you bow down or someone of the name "astroaltaria" will come into your bedroom at 3am and hit you in the head with a bat in a fur suit. So do not mess with Astroaltarias "mommy".
"Have you seen hotestbitchoutthere lately? No they are hibernating!"
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026