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Hot Asian Alert 

When a non-Asian male see's a very attractive female Asian in a public setting, he can then give the "hot Asian alert" to his male companions. This usually consists of a "beew beew beew beew beew" type of noise, and the twirling of the pointer finger in the air. His friends will then know they need to take a gander.
Me and the guys were in a Parisians when Paul spotted an attractive asian woman. He quickly gave the "hot asian alert", and the rest of the guys were quite impressed. Paul was accepted socially for the next couple of days.

Asian Hot Wing

When you go down on your girlfreind/wife during "her time" of the month.
Tom: "I heard Jim likes Asian Hot Wings."
Craig: "I heard stacy gave him Asian Hot Wings!"

hot psycho asian girlfriend mindgames

A culmination of many cultural nuances in Asiatic culture that results in the psychological warping of a young women's mind. Any soul unfortunate enough to get stuck dating one is in turn subjected to twisted mind games, which they often choose to bear with because the partner is both 1) hot and 2) asian.
"So she wants to be alone? And she was kinda testing you to see what you would say by moving away and asking for an open relationship? Sounds like hot psycho asian girlfriend mindgames to me..."

-Tomek

Asian Hot Pocket 

Before having sex with a chick, you take a shit in her vagina then you proceed to fuck her.
Dude this chick I was with last night wanted me to give her the Asian Hot Pocket.
Asian Hot Pocket by cope_man October 25, 2009

Pan-Asian Hot Dog 

This legendary dog was conceived by three humans in a magical place called Brunswick, MD in June 2025.

It's a hot dog composed of a Taiwanese bao bun, Asian slaw, a spicy beef hot dog, yum yum sauce, and pork floss.

Guaranteed to win any competition it enters.
Danny: "Damn, did you try one of dem Pan-Asian Hot Dogs?"
Sebastian: "Nah, bruv. Should I?"
Danny: "Only if you like delicious food."
Pan-Asian Hot Dog by cgdow July 11, 2025
/Ha/./Tay/./Shun/ n. 1. An extremely attractive person of Asian descent. An Asian being on a higher plane than the "cutasian".

1. Thuy was the hotasian girl who sat behind you in Algebra.

2. Janet was the hotasian with the big knockers who
used to date your friend Shawn.
Hotasian by Soulsurvivor_2001 March 23, 2006