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Hot Summer's Deuce 

A piping hot dump that you take in the middle of the summer (sometimes extending out into Indian summer) while in an outdoor public setting.
Holy sh*t, dude. Someone just sprayed a hot summer's deuce all over that f*cking Porta John!

Middle of the summer and you have a ripe case of swamp ass, perhaps you are out cutting grass or attending a baseball game. Suddenly the uncontrollable dump sensation sets in and you scurry to the restroom but don't make it and the dump falls out onto the ground.
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Hot Summer Salad

Eating out the asshole (tossing salad) of a sweaty homeless man or woman on a hot, sultry summer day.
I’ll be having a hot summer salad today.

I have to run wipe my face off after that hot summer salad. Was a little extra wet and tangy.

That homeless woman had the best tasting hit summer salad and it only cost me $5 to get it.

hot summer chinatown garbage 

When my girl is on her period, her vagina smells like some hot summer Chinatown garbage

Hot Summer Wario 

A sexual act in which the penetrating force screams loudly into the ear of the receiving force.
"Daniel gave me a Hot Summer Wario last night. I still feel my ears ringing."
Hot Summer Wario by dchc June 8, 2019

Hot summer ass

Also referred to as "swamp ass."
Amazon Reviewer
1.0 out of 5 stars

All lume lotions smell like ass

Reviewed in the United States on May 1, 2021

Scent: Clean Tangerine

Lume smells like hot summer ass. Every last one of them. I don't understand how this helps anyone. If lume actually smells better than your own body odor, you need to see a Dr STAT!!!!!!!
Hot summer ass by Leib Gershon September 23, 2021

Spacegirl Hot Summer

A summer where vaporwave, egirls, cyberpunk, afrofuturism, nugoth, and pastel goth girls can enjoy looking and dressing weird and fantastical without giving a fuck about what people think about them or their clothes. They are unapologetically rocking spacey alternative fashion and having fun.
She's having a spacegirl hot summer, wearing that clear green skirt.

Hot summer ass

Another way to say "swamp ass."

(A lot funnier because of its ambiguity. HOT summer ass *or* HOT SUMMER ass *or* hot SUMMER ASS.)
Amazon Reviewer
1.0 out of 5 stars
All lume lotions smell like ass
Reviewed in the United States on May 1, 2021
Scent: Clean Tangerine

Lume smells like hot summer ass. Every last one of them. I don't understand how this helps anyone. If lume actually smells better than your own body odor, you need to see a Dr STAT!!!!!!!
Hot summer ass by Leib Gershon September 23, 2021