hot muffins

Sort of like "Cool beans" but since nobody likes their beans cool, EVERYONE likes their muffins hot.

"I got new shoes"
"I saw that, they're hot muffins"

by Molly_Dolly March 25, 2010

Hot muffin

When one cups his own fart into his hand, and then proceeds to place said cupped fart over his friends nose, creating a smell you can taste

Pedro finished his hard boiled eggs, farted into his hand and gave Krystal a nice hot muffin.

by gnosdingos March 28, 2009

Hot Studly Porn Muffin

This guy is super hot with a huge dong. He is amazing with women and has gorgeous eyes. I decided to make a word for him on UD because he is so super cool. I rode him and he pounded my ass last night. I came 3 times.

Every girl would be lucky to have a hot studly porn muffin.

Hot Studly Porn Muffin guys get to pound really hot chicks.

by BaconMastert September 20, 2016