Lay yourpartener/victim so there nice and comfy! Then stretch over a nice peice of clingfilm over there gaping mouth. Now whip out your ass and take a hefty steamy shit inside there cakehole! Now you must unleash the beast! whap out your turgid veiny meat injection and slam it in there mouth! fuck there mouth untill an explosion of hot shit and creamy man juice fill there throat and mouth!!! trust me and try it its fucking ace!!!
hey kyle why dont you and your mother pop round later so i can fucking lay down a hot lunch on her sweet juicy mouth!
by sam martin June 3, 2007
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The act of performing fellatio to male genitalia right after that same genitalia has performed anal sex. There is no exact time frame that the penis must transfer from anus to the receiving mouth. See also "ass to mouth." The penis must, however, enter the mouth for fellatio while it is still warm from friction caused by the anal sex it has just performed to be considered a "hot lunch."
Tom: I'm so pissed at Mark!
Tweety: What happened this time?
Tom: Last night when me, him, and Kirsten decided to have a threesome, I was OK with him giving me a hot lunch, BUT I wouldn't have agreed if I knew Kirsten just had some Taco Bell right before! Ugh! So brutal.
by manly_manly_man September 16, 2015
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The Act of shitting into someones mouth. Brian Lipscomb's favorite part of the day
As his face was dripping with what appeared to be fecal matter, I knew he got hot lunch.
by Ben R September 5, 2003
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to shit in a brown paper bag and then slap it across your partner's face

pack it. send it.
ooooo i'm gonna hot lunch you so hard when i get home!
by marvy March 22, 2004
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This is a close relative of "the chilli-dog." You'll proceed to drop a deuce into a waiting girl's mouth and she eats it.
Lynn was tired of eating dick, so she opted for a "hot lunch" instead.
by Scott Ryan Patrick September 19, 2003
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When you defecate into a small container such as e.g. a Ziplock or Tupperware usually used for holding food. This is most commonly employed when you are stuck in an enclosed area (like say, an elevator) and you need to take a dump.
"During the power outage across the city, the six of us were trapped on the 31st floor and after a few hours we had to start packing some hot lunches.
by The Kaiser July 27, 2005
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Hot embers that land in a person's mouth while smoking Marijuana, normally caused by a faulty screen (or no screen at all) in the pipe being used. Can also be refered to as a "salad shooter", however the latter term is more adequately applied to small reminants that are not burning.
I took a big hit off that bowl and it gave me hot lunch.
by J.L.D August 20, 2006
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