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Hot Gooch 

When a dude’s genitals and gooch (taint) reeks like they have been steeping for hours in a cup of piping hot urine.
Oh man I gotta hit the shower. I got the hot gooch.

I was flicking his bellend with my tongue but couldn’t go down cause he had hit gooch.

The smell left in that bathroom stall was of hot gooch.
Hot Gooch by Dick Onchin December 5, 2020

Hot Gooch Sundae

The act of performing anal sex followed by a swift punch to the gooch, causing the partner to shit hot fecal matter, proceeded by the one whos hittin dat ass cumming into the pile of fecal matter. Afterwards the fecal matter and cum combo is force fed to the partner for "dessert".
JIM: What the fuck Jarred, you should have asked before giving me a Hot Gooch Sundae.

Hot googly moogly 

A honky way of expressing surprise.
He actually said that. Wow! Hot googly moogly, son!
Hot googly moogly by yhato February 17, 2020

goose hot 

A sloot that is considered "hot" based soley upon the fact that she has large breasts.
Was the girl you hooked up with at the party hot. Well, she was goose hot
goose hot by Merkin March 23, 2005

real good, real hot, rock hard 

1) A term used to express facetious attractiveness found in individuals who are haggard. First employed by Carol's boss from Tim and Eric Awesome Show Great Job!

2) A expression used to induce a sense of enjoyment from an object.
1) Look at that homeless woman! Real good, real hot, rock hard!

2) How's that coffee mug treating you?
- Real good, real hot, rock hard!

Gooey hot stuff 

The thing that girls in hentai beg for when they don't know the word for semen, cum, etc. Also used as an alternative for white hot stuff, penis milk, dick milk, or love juice.
"yes, yes please shoot it in me! Shoot all you gooey hot stuff inside of me with all your might, to the very last drop! Impregnat me, shoot it inside me, I don't care anymore! I want it-!"