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Hot Coffee 

A term used when one wants to meet for casual sex.
Hey babe... how how about we go out for some hot coffee.
Hot Coffee by tleemcginn August 24, 2010

hot coffee 

Hot Coffee deals with the game Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas.

In this game, the developers included a mini game in which the player could control the main character (CJ) having sex with various women. It was later on decided that the game should be removed because it was pushing the limit on its mature rating. Instead of taking out the mini game, it was locked away and never to be accessed by any gamer.

The game was released for PS2 and everything was going smoothly, until it's PC release. It wasn't long before somebody cracked into GTA:SA and found the hot coffee scenes.

The ESRB, who is responsible for rating video games, was outraged and recalled all the games. The rating was changed from Mature (17+) to Adult Only (18+).

Although GTA:SA received a lot of criticism for it's intense violence, graphic language, drug content, etc. It didn't get bashed as much as it did for it's hot coffee mini game.

Which I personally find ridiculous. The game was already restricted to minors.
All this proves is that sex and nudity is worse then violence. Way to go Hilary Clinton, you score another point in our society.
You can beat a cop to death with a hammer while CJ yells; "You fucked with the wrong nigga!" Then you can steal the cop's car and run over his dead carcuss a few times... But as soon as nudity and sex gets involved, everybody panics.

Sex is not worse then violence. One is a source of pleasure and life, the other a source of pain and death.

That's an awfully hot coffee pot 

Meaning the hot coffee pot is ironic apparently 😐
Eminem: That's an awfully hot coffee pot 😐

someone: wow that is a awfully hot coffee pot

Hot Coffee 

GTA San adreas mod that unlocked hidden sex scenes resulting in an Adults Only rating put on GTA.
Mom: I cant beleive there is nudity in that game! Whats this world come too when my son tries to enjoy killing cops and innocent people and is permanantly scarred by pixialated porn?

Smart person: Shut the fuck up!
Hot Coffee by The poopster September 19, 2005

Hot Coffee 

Term used to describe sexual intent, originally used to describe a minigame in Rockstar Games' Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas that can be unlocked with an Action Replay code or patch. The minigame has the player control the forward and backward movements as the main character Carl "CJ" Johnson fucks his girlfriend. When Hilary Clinton heard of hot coffe, she suddenly became even more of a bitch.
Monica Lewinsky: "Hey, wanna go get some hot coffe?"
Bill Clinton: "Sure!" (drops pants)
(Monica gives Bill a blowjob, Hilary gets pissed)
Hot Coffee by poompt September 5, 2005

Hot Coffee 

A nice hot, steaming cup of joe with an incredibly welcoming smell and the perfect thing first thing in the morning.
1. What's all this sex mod rubbish?

2. I like to start my day with a nice hot coffee.

3. Mmm that hot coffee looks and smells damn good.

4. How do you like your coffee? Hot!
Hot Coffee by Metalhead For Life November 11, 2008