When a non-Asian male see's a very attractive female Asian in a public setting, he can then give the "hot Asian alert" to his male companions. This usually consists of a "beew beew beew beew beew" type of noise, and the twirling of the pointer finger in the air. His friends will then know they need to take a gander.
Me and the guys were in a Parisians when Paul spotted an attractive asian woman. He quickly gave the "hot asian alert", and the rest of the guys were quite impressed. Paul was accepted socially for the next couple of days.
by Craig McDouche July 9, 2009
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When you go down on your girlfreind/wife during "her time" of the month.
Tom: "I heard Jim likes Asian Hot Wings."
Craig: "I heard stacy gave him Asian Hot Wings!"
by ZachThyDestroyer June 4, 2015
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A culmination of many cultural nuances in Asiatic culture that results in the psychological warping of a young women's mind. Any soul unfortunate enough to get stuck dating one is in turn subjected to twisted mind games, which they often choose to bear with because the partner is both 1) hot and 2) asian.
"So she wants to be alone? And she was kinda testing you to see what you would say by moving away and asking for an open relationship? Sounds like hot psycho asian girlfriend mindgames to me..."

-Tomek
by rockyourjon October 6, 2004
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Before having sex with a chick, you take a shit in her vagina then you proceed to fuck her.
Dude this chick I was with last night wanted me to give her the Asian Hot Pocket.
by cope_man October 25, 2009
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