She was a bit unsure about anything involving poo so I gave her a Hot Carl and made the decision for her.
by jacklovesold March 3, 2009
The Hot Carl Thomas: only for the truly adventurous. Commonly performed after consuming KFC chicken or a similar product. Funnel and tube required. The act of diarhhea-ing on partners chest while vomiting through funnel. End of tube should be placed in same area as projected feces landing zone. Truly experienced layer feces and vomit altering between spouts of poo.
Tango: So how did that date go last night?
Cash: You don't want to know. All I can say is that KFC and crazy broads don't mix. Have you ever heard of Hot Carl Thomas?
Cash: You don't want to know. All I can say is that KFC and crazy broads don't mix. Have you ever heard of Hot Carl Thomas?
by RebekahMuthaFuckinSheets June 23, 2010
Stooges Hot Carl is where the giver shits in a pie pan and covers it with whip cream then proceeds to "pie" the takers face.
Dude you should have seen it! Frank gave Earl a stooges Hot Carl! The funniest part is when it smacked it splattered everybody including himself!
by BatShyteCreazzinz' December 18, 2021
by David Elpers August 30, 2006
The act of shitting on someones chest while they are sleeping and then wrapping them in plastic wrap and putting them out in the sun to bake. And the end product being a shit brick on there chest.
Hey man lets give Chip a hot carl..... A few squeezes later some plastic wrap around his chest a chair in the sun and some sunscreen. Two hours later hey man what is the shit brick on my chest?? AHAahaha its a hot carl/karl
by Reubin Minuts August 10, 2010
by Harry Pness April 3, 2015
by Hot Fred February 3, 2011