Some one with no life who prefers to follow orders, and does nothing for them selves. Also prefers to makeout and have sex with older men and likes being called a hoarsistant.
An example is Jenny Mcarthy is a hoarsistant with passion and is proud of it. She has a sexualshow called "party at the palms" on channel E.
A portmanteau of "hesitant" and "resistant" popularized in the fall of 2006 by a frontline editor/social co-ordinator of the St. John's Law Review when she could not decide which of the two words to use...so she used both at the same time.
Now, i know some of you (as future attorneys) may be embarrassed or just plain hesistant in dressing up on such a sillyholiday, but we have provided you with incentive to do so.
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).