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hosk (hosc’h) v. pl. hoskes (hoe sc’hi-es) The action of toilet water splashing your hind end, from the gravity drawn waste exiting your bowel system. hosk adj. Description of something very displeasing; dissapointing.
I got hosked today while taking a dump.

Hosk You!

Go hosk off!
by Thomas Hawkins December 16, 2005
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v. To wet the cornhole after shitting; wetting of the crack
"i didnt realize that the toilet had overflown till i hosked myself"
by Lord Tyler December 24, 2005
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n. Displaced liquid which has been launched vertically to an equivalent or greater height than that of the displacing object.
The rookie sailor was splashed with a facefull of hosk when he dropped anchor.

The photographer dropped a rock and captured the hosk on film.
by Captain Abel April 04, 2010
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