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22.
A canadian man. Typically named Colin. He has a cottage and loves to wear flannel. Loves to drink corona even though he's canadian. Really likes his boss. So much so he takes them to his cottage.
The guy on my headset is such a hoser.
Nice trade you hoser.

Should have sold the beans overnight I guess you hoser...eh?
by Farmer Diggler February 12, 2010
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23.
Canadian insult, nothing to do with hockey. As any young boy can tell you, the resemblance between a penis and a hose is obvious. Therefore anyone who is a "hoser" pisses on people, figuratively speaking
(Canayjan): "We all ponied up to buy a two-four, but Kyle deked off, and drank it himself. That hoser sure hosed us. What a hosebag." (Trans.): "We all chipped in to buy a case of beer, but Kyle stole it and drank it all by himself. That prick sure screwed us over. What a bastard."
by Giacomojones January 14, 2009
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1. n. A hybrid of the noun poser, a person who poses, and the noun ho, slang for a pro (prostitute). Meant to describe a posing ho.

2. v. The action of a ho...posing.
Check out that hoser, she's totally hosing at the country club.
by the sec's October 07, 2009
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25.
snowplow
"The hoser will take care of it."
by noixz January 14, 2009
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26.
A clumsy, boorish person, especially an uncouth, beer-drinking man.
Take off eh, ya hoser.
by TappaKegga January 21, 2006
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27.
A truely Canadian way to poke of people (or yourself) when one has drunk too much beer.
"You hoser.... I love you too". (while swinging around your bottle of Molson Canadian).
by Nightdove July 01, 2004
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28.
an insult, similar to knob; generally refers to someone who is foolish, gullible, or whipped
"No, he's not coming tonight. That hoser is over at his girlfriend's house again."
by Smith (you know) September 11, 2005
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