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8.
Acronym for...
H.it
O.n
S.omeone
E.lse's
S.ister!
GOD CHRIS STOP BEING A PEDOPHILE! HOSES!
by MIONRENA September 13, 2008
 
9.
To abusively consume something.
Dude, you can't run a gay porn site on soda; that would totally hose all our net.
by Philip Edward Nunez November 16, 2006
 
10.
To suck the semen out of the penis after a hand job. Usually done by the "Ho"est of girls.
Yo. You have to hose him so you don't make a mess. And if the hose fails and you do make a mess you can just shower together.
by Loves2HoseTW September 23, 2007
 
11.
penis, schwang, male genitalia.... you get the idea cockfuck.
Blow my hose bizzle.
by Squiggle wiggle December 20, 2002
 
12.
to ejaculate on a woman during a sexual encounter
I completely hosed all over that bitch last night!!
by jake. October 06, 2007
 
13.
To steal something of someone else's.


See also : Jack
Did you hose my nappy weave?
by James November 27, 2003