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Quit all this horseplay!
horseplay by Larstait November 17, 2003

Horsevalasper 

a chick who is a little too spiritual;
when excited or nervous, resembles a being that is half horse and half velociraptor.
When she left she ran off like a horsevalasper.
Horsevalasper by Jennings Spears December 1, 2010

horsewallop 

a word used in place of "horse shit" when you realize halfway through saying it that you are in the presence of virgin ears.
That's a load of horse-... *sees children nearby* ...wallop! Horsewallop!
horsewallop by NoMSG September 29, 2010
Tomfoolery; clowning; general jack-ass behavior. Upsetting to those who like peace and quiet and/or are old in age and generally angry or grouchy.
1. All these drunken fools running around....HEY! NO HORSEPLAY!

2. I want no part of the moshing in the elevator horseplay!
Horseplay by Criscipline September 25, 2010
Roughousing, sometimes mock-wrestling, usually between two boys of similar age. "Horseplay" at first glance looks like actual fighting or wrestling until the more playful "fooling around" element become visible, but horseplay sometimes can deteriorate into real fighting.

A Midwestern urban regionalism means the same but includes a "get your back" connotation: grabass. No one considers that homoerotic.
"I told you, boys, no horseplay standing in line. You're not getting into the theater if you don't stop fooling around like that."
horseplay by al-in-chgo August 18, 2010

horsefarm 

a heavily trafficked corporate bathroom with poor ventilation
Damn Drew! What the hell did you do in there? That bathroom smells like a horsefarm!
horsefarm by J$! January 6, 2008