A spasticated, autistic horse called Tyler Cornelius and he has the same hair style as sonic the hedgehog because Tyler is a smelly nonce and a pedo
Tyler is a dumbass horse thst has mentally stupid autism this defines the word Bojack Horseman
by BenKeenan03 May 28, 2019
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The Godliest of alcoholic drinks. Served only to those who have survived the 4 prior horsemen. The alcohol content is rumored to be 95%, but there isn't much to base off of, as the drink is served rarely, to say the least.
Paramedic 1: "He's convulsing on the floor! What the hell happened here?"

Paramedic 2: *removes sunglasses* "The 5th Horseman..."
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By the last breath of the fourth winds blow

Better raise your ears

The sound of hooves knocks at your door

Lock up your wife and children now

It's time to wield the blade

For now you've got some company

The Horsemen are drawing nearer

On the leather steeds they ride

They've come to take your life

On through the dead of night

With the four Horsemen ride
Or choose your fate and die! Ohh yeah yeah!
The Four Horseman

You have been dying since the day you were born

You know it's all been planned

The quartet of deliverance rides

A sinner once, a sinner twice

No need for confession now

'Cause now you've got the fight of your life

The Horsemen are drawing nearer

On the leather steeds they ride

They've come to take your life

On through the dead of night

With the four Horsemen ride
Or choose your fate and die!

Time, has taken its toll on you

The lines that crack your face

Famine, your body it has torn through

Withered in every place

Pestilence, for what you've had to endure

And what you have put others through

Death, deliverance for you for sure

There is nothing you can do

So gather 'round young warriors now

And saddle up your steeds

Killing scores with demon swords

Now is the death of doers of wrong

Swing the judgment hammer down

Safely inside armor, blood, guts and sweat

The Horsemen are drawing nearer

On the leather steeds they ride

They've come to take your life

On through the dead of night

With the four Horsemen ride
Or choose your fate and die!

Ohh yeah yeah!
by Death Menace August 23, 2022
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The result of someone getting their dick severed in the door of a Ford Mustang.
Watch out Jimmy! You almost shut your dick in the door and gave yourself a headless horseman!
by Moe Beer August 23, 2007
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Fucking a girl while she's on top with a bag on her head.
I had to give these beat girl the ol' headless horseman cuz she was a butterface.
by Kyle June 15, 2004
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When a man cuts a jackolantern face in a pumpkin and jacks off into it
I heard Chris had fun on Halloween. He totally did the headless horseman to Mrs. Grossman's jackolantern.
by Dirrrrrrty Frrrrrreaks October 5, 2008
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The girl pulls shirt over her head with a cock in each hand
Heather decided to celebrate halloween by giving mike and mike the headless horseman
by mcj football sunday October 23, 2011
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