Horseing Around 

The act of A woman who having sex with a horse in the back of a double wide trailer while 4-6 pigs have a orgy in the corner and the farmer is jerking with mayo as lubricant to his penis while the chickens watch. The horse then becomes very erect and comes in the woman, she can not take this special pain and has to go to the hospital afterward and the doctor has to fist the woman to save her life while the nurse has and orgy with the woman's family

Mother thought I was at mass, but I was really out horseing around

Horseing Around by John Gatsby February 27, 2017

Horsing Around 

Indulge in frivolous activity or play .To mess about

The boys were horsing around all afternoon

Horsing Around by sonictf May 17, 2015

Show-Horsing 

When a gentleman caller tries to impress his female counter-part by engaging in behavior that would typically be more understated in normal situations.

Kevin: Look at Matt yelling at the TV like an idiot. He barely even likes baseball.

Ray: I know. He's just show-horsing because his girlfriend is here.

Show-Horsing by Jack Parkman November 4, 2009

horsengoggle

A game, similar to "rock, paper, scissors", to determine or appropriate goods or turns.

"If there ever was an odd amount of items such as food candy or pop we played a game we called "Horsengoggle." Any boy who wanted in on the goodie would stand in a circle with the others and one boy would count to three. On the count of three each boy would hold up 1 - 5 fingers. The fingers were totaled up and the horsengogglee if you will , would count from one to the number of fingers ,starting on his right ,the person that he ended up with received the item . As there was no way to cheat in this "game" it was the fairest system we had and there was never any argument over who won. "
From:
_The Unsinkable_
Dean Felsing Crew member of the Unsinkable
Copyright Jan. 22, 2000 : Dean Edward Felsing

horsengoggle by Emily.Susann December 27, 2008

horsing 

To bullshit someone. Pull thier leg. Being sarcasticly serious.

Joe: I smashed box with a 300 pound wildabeast yesterday.

Jordan: Are you horsing me right now? A 300 pounder?

horsing by Troy16 February 12, 2008

Horsing 

Whilst doing doggy you proceed to rip her pony tail from her head and place it in her arse hole there go, making her look like a horse

I was horsing Jamie's mum last night and he walked in and fucked me

Horsing by Poole and may August 4, 2018

hordeing 

Old English form of 'to horde' meaning to band together.

"I am hordeing all the weed, covers, websites, talent.." means:

I am keeping it in the family. My family.

Technically, horders or people that horde, have to be in a group, since the word comes from a general term for rabble or band who held onto their conquests.

But perjoratively and , it means the motherfucker is looking at you in the eye and ripping you off.

Ken Firpo hordes all the real estate in Williamsburg

that bastard is hordeing the weed again

baby, you were hordeing the covers last night.

that dude hordes all the websites in town

hordeing by Will Kelley November 6, 2007