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horsehawk 

A hairstyle thats somewhat like a mohawk which makes a person's head look like a horse.

This involves the sides of the head being shaven, but the hair in the middle not being spiked and thus dropping over the face.
If the bangs are long enough, the horsehawk can also become an emo look, with a fringe over the hair.
That kid...has a horsehawk...
punk + emo = horse
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horseback water 

The healthiest, wisest and most kind choice of a drink. Are you sick? Are you lonely? Are you thirsty? Horseback water will not only quench your thirst but quench your societally needs. HBW will whisper sweet nothings into your ear. Horseback water is the healthiest form of liquid you can digest. The sole proprietor and the current birthright holder of HBW is Frankie Lagana.
Ezra: How's your horseback water?
James: It's so good, I feel healed!

Ezra: Praise God!
horseback water by Sean Rampolla November 14, 2020

horseback riding 

One of the most intense sports known to man. Not only because it's physically challenging, but it takes more than athleticism. Horseback riding takes commitment, time, patience, and most importantly building a bond with your horse. If you don't have a good relationship with your horse, you're not going to have a good experience. You need to spend as much time with your horse as you can, riding and on the ground. You need to learn how to work with your horse, not against your horse. It's a team sport, a team of two.

When everything is put together, and you reach a level of success, being on top of your horse is one of the most freeing feelings in the world. If you want to fly without the help of a man made machine, this is the only way you'll soar.
Me: "I can't go to the movies, I'm going horseback riding."
Friend: "Weren't you just there yesterday? Why do you have to go today?"
Me: "Yeah, I was there yesterday. I've gotta go spend time with my horse and ride."
Friend: "But that's so stupid."
Me: "Actually, quite the opposite. It's commitment and passion all rolled into one!"
horseback riding by spiffyjimmy90 September 21, 2007

Horseback rider 

a horseback rider is perhaps the greatest athlete, ever. Not only does she have to control a 1000 pound animal with the help of a small piece of metal, but she has to do it while making it look like it is effortless. Not to mention when they start putting things in front of you and you have to jump them.

Horseback riding takes every muscle of the body and is the most intense, dangerous sport. period.
Is she a horseback rider?

Well clearly, i mean look at those muscles!
Horseback rider by LISEEEEYYY September 23, 2012

Horseback rider 

Very dedicated to her sport.Talks to her horse like its a person.Spends night and day at the barn.Can get over any guy with the help of her horse
I which i could date a "horseback rider" beacause they are flexiable
Horseback rider by ctb16 March 23, 2010
a rare form of animal that combines the grace of a thoroughbred horse with the anger and vile nature of a hammerhead shark. known to live on land or inhabit the water.
holy crap, that horshark bit off my thigh.

what a nice day on the water. i wish i was a sweet horshark.

hey does anyone know when the latest horshark mixer is going down? i'd like to meet a nice horshark guy.
horshark by Frizzooooo November 3, 2008

horsewank 

A word to describe something or someone that is absolutely terrible or pathetic.

Also describing something someone’s made or created that looks nothing like what it’s supposed to look like.

Also describes something someone’s done that looks like it’s been done by a complete mongotoid.
Laughing uncontrollably for a good half hour before I composed myself and said to my mate “dude, that is absolute horsewank!! It looks fuck all like a shepherd’s pie”
horsewank by Iwannariot November 11, 2019