Horse Lover 

That girl/ guy at your school who is obsessed with horses. They probably have pictures of them posing with their horses on social media.

Have you talked to Brian lately? He's become a total horse lover.

Horse Lover by happybarstool March 31, 2015

Horse Lover 

When a person is in love with a horses penis and always dreamed of fucking one.

Sophia is such a horse lover she likes to dream about the horse dick she ate last night

Horse Lover by Ewis November 18, 2019

autismo horse lover 

a word commonly associated with horse lovers and estrogen, math thew chan

"Hey autismo horse lover!"
math yew chan : "That isn't my name hi I am matthew chan i like horses and men funny haha dogs are attractive"

autismo horse lover by buzzy buzzwole lover August 14, 2022

I love horses 

derived from an advertising jingle the I Love Horses Magazine.
I Love Horses is a magazine for little girls, all about exciting equine stuff. You get a 'free gift' with each issue.

It's also very annoying.

I love horses,
best of all the animals!
I love horses,
they're my friends!

lol, i just spammed Seth with i love horses! He wasn't happy!

I love horses by The Wiglet April 19, 2009

Love hose 

The counterperson to a "love bucket" in long term, loving relationships. This person supplies love, while the "love bucket" recieves and retains it.

"How are you, my love bucket?" "Just wonderful, my love hose!".

Love hose by Hapavalley November 9, 2005

Lovey Horse 

V- The act of rubbing ones face on someone else in a loving manner.

My girlfriend was feeling down so I gave her a lovey horse

Lovey Horse by Cornvillehope October 19, 2010

my lovely horse

a horse SO lovely, that Father Ted feels inspired enough to write a song about it.

My lovely horse,
Running through the field
Where are you going with your fetlocks blowing in the wind?
I want to shower you with sugar lumps,
And ride you over fences
Polish your hooves every single day
And take you to the horse dentist.

My lovely horse
You're a pony no more
Running around with the man on your back
Like a train in the night, yeah,
Like a train in the night.

my lovely horse by The Anti-Ugly-Horse February 17, 2004