Horse Clapping 

Testicles slapping together

"Dude, I need a jock strap. I hate it when I'm running and start horse clapping."

"Did you know when it thunders outside, God is horse clapping in heaven?"

Horse Clapping by God's Thunder August 6, 2012

horsecrap 

Nonsense, bullshit, a lie, deception.

that's horsecrap!

what a horsecrap excuse!

horsecrap by smektala ahmed October 12, 2010

Horseclaw 

The male version of a camel toe.

Check out the horseclaw on that douche.

Horseclaw by Manparts July 28, 2009

horsecrap 

horsecrap a non vulgar less offensive alternative to horseshit and bullshit when horseshit and bullshit are inappropriate or want do

my ex girlfriend cheats lies and steals and is full of horsecrap most of the time

horsecrap by littlejimmie April 18, 2019

Horseclaw 

An engorged male camel toe.

Franz's horseclaw was clearly evident through his spandex pants.

Horseclaw by KevinKevinKevinKevinKevinKEVIN July 26, 2009

horseflaps 

The vaginal flaps of a female horse used among irish friends in greeting format

Ah horseflaps,, hows your balls?

horseflaps by Dagboy November 17, 2006

Horseslap 

While having sex with a girl, you clench your right fist (left hand for lefties) and use the back of your hand to knock her the fuck out. Then kneel her up, get on all fours and buck her in the face.

Sandra got horseslapped last night.

Horseslap by Maelzer, Goodman and Freed January 31, 2009